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Song Parodies -> "My Cousin Hit A Tree"

Original Song Title:

"My Country Tis of Thee"

Original Performer:

Samuel Francis Smith

Parody Song Title:

"My Cousin Hit A Tree"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

My cousin hit a tree
And down came all the bees
And they did sting
They stung him in the ear
They stung him in the rear
They stung him everywhere that they could sting

My cousin lives in fear
Of being stung in here
So he did leave
He left in such a rush
That he forgot to flush
He left this here for us
Cause they might sting
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AFW - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This must be tree day...Guy missed a tree, and your cousin hit one...Loved 'em both...this is definitely a 555 holer..
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
A very bipartisan parody, or should that be... I mean bee beepartisan? :-)
M. McCain - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Short, but funny. 555
Johnny D - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
That one's a honey.
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
this "bee" funny...5s
Scathe - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Short, sweet, and funny Tim.
Paul Robinson - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
clever, Tim...5's ~ ~ ~
Steve K. - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This one will definitely cause a buzz. Hives, uh..., fives to you.

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