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Song Parodies -> "Whore Bar Lights"

Original Song Title:

"Harbour Lights"

Original Performer:

Sammy Kaye, later by Elvis

Parody Song Title:

"Whore Bar Lights"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I saw the Whore Bar Lights
I thought at first that I was dreaming
Those good old Whore Bar Lights
Down at the Bunny Ranch

Dropped by those Whore Bar Lights
The ladies lined up, cash smiles gleaming
I chose big bottom Bess
I didn't want old Blanche

Then, we negotiate
And I make my best deal
A trip around the world
With garter belt, and heels..

But, now it's every night
Addicted to this brothel buying
The glow of Whore Bar Lights
Has brought me poverty

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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