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Song Parodies -> "Whore Bar Lights"
Original Song Title:
"Harbour Lights"
Original Performer:
Sammy Kaye, later by Elvis
Parody Song Title:
"Whore Bar Lights"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I saw the Whore Bar Lights
I thought at first that I was dreaming
Those good old Whore Bar Lights
Down at the Bunny Ranch
Dropped by those Whore Bar Lights
The ladies lined up, cash smiles gleaming
I chose big bottom Bess
I didn't want old Blanche
Then, we negotiate
And I make my best deal
A trip around the world
With garter belt, and heels..
But, now it's every night
Addicted to this brothel buying
The glow of Whore Bar Lights
Has brought me poverty
I thought at first that I was dreaming
Those good old Whore Bar Lights
Down at the Bunny Ranch
Dropped by those Whore Bar Lights
The ladies lined up, cash smiles gleaming
I chose big bottom Bess
I didn't want old Blanche
Then, we negotiate
And I make my best deal
A trip around the world
With garter belt, and heels..
But, now it's every night
Addicted to this brothel buying
The glow of Whore Bar Lights
Has brought me poverty
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