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Song Parodies -> "You Won't Survive"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man Can"
Original Performer:
Sam Davis JR.
Parody Song Title:
"You Won't Survive"
Parody Written by:
Nick Wolf
The Lyrics
This is my own Hitler Parody of the song "The Candy Man Can" called "Ze German Man Can".***PLEASE NOTE: I make this song to make a fool of Hitler. I do not make theese songs to be racest. Hitler was a terrible gay mofo person who should have never lived. Please Comment after you read my song.
German Man
Oh, German Man
Alright everybody grab your swat stickers
Ze German is here
What kind of weapons do you want
Toxic Poison
Armored Tanks
Explosive Bombs
Anything you want
You've come to the right man because
I'm Ze German Man
Who can make the Jews die
Cover them with gas
Spit the children in the face and whack them in the ass
Ze German man.
Oh Ze German man can
Ze German man can
Because he mixes it poison
And puts it in the Jewish food
Who's a Teutonic Guy
Put Jews heads on a pike
Becomes a world dictator and the leader of the third Reich
Ze German Man
Oh Ze German Man can
Ze German Man can
Because he puts them in the camps
And kills them all
The German man bakes all the Jews he takes
Declassifying and malicious
You'll obey all his wishes
Or he'll feed you too the fishes
Oh, who can cause sorrow
And act really mean
Separate the Jews and lead the Nazi Team
Ze German Man.
Oh, Ze German man can
Ze German man can
Because he puts them in a chamber
If he's in the mood
The German man bakes all the Jews he takes
Declassifying and malicious
You'll obey all his wishes
Or he'll feed you too the fishes.
Heil, Heil, Heil,
Who can cause sorrow
And act really mean
Separate the Jews and lead the Nazi Team
Ze German Man
Ze German man can
Ze German man can
Because he puts them in a
Chamber if he's in the mood
Yes, Ze German man can
Because he puts them in a
Chamber if he's in the mood.
Ze German man
Ze German man
Ze German man….
Oh, German Man
Alright everybody grab your swat stickers
Ze German is here
What kind of weapons do you want
Toxic Poison
Armored Tanks
Explosive Bombs
Anything you want
You've come to the right man because
I'm Ze German Man
Who can make the Jews die
Cover them with gas
Spit the children in the face and whack them in the ass
Ze German man.
Oh Ze German man can
Ze German man can
Because he mixes it poison
And puts it in the Jewish food
Who's a Teutonic Guy
Put Jews heads on a pike
Becomes a world dictator and the leader of the third Reich
Ze German Man
Oh Ze German Man can
Ze German Man can
Because he puts them in the camps
And kills them all
The German man bakes all the Jews he takes
Declassifying and malicious
You'll obey all his wishes
Or he'll feed you too the fishes
Oh, who can cause sorrow
And act really mean
Separate the Jews and lead the Nazi Team
Ze German Man.
Oh, Ze German man can
Ze German man can
Because he puts them in a chamber
If he's in the mood
The German man bakes all the Jews he takes
Declassifying and malicious
You'll obey all his wishes
Or he'll feed you too the fishes.
Heil, Heil, Heil,
Who can cause sorrow
And act really mean
Separate the Jews and lead the Nazi Team
Ze German Man
Ze German man can
Ze German man can
Because he puts them in a
Chamber if he's in the mood
Yes, Ze German man can
Because he puts them in a
Chamber if he's in the mood.
Ze German man
Ze German man
Ze German man….
Please comment and be generous. Thanks for reading my song.
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Sorry, I really can't vote for this one because of the mixed messages here. And besides, the general consensus is that we should not write Nazi-related parodies unless they're CLEARLY bashing Hitler & the other Nazis. Even take a look at Ingeborg S. Nordén's parody "I Loathe Nazi Trolls". But I do agree that Hitler is a gay mofo person who should be shot in the face with a minigun. If you wish to do that, you can play Wolfenstein 3D, excepting the Super NES version where he is the Staatmeister. Also, the Germans didn't use poison gas except for the concentration camps.
I agree with Dylan. This parody seems okay, but I would NEVER RECOMMEND showing it to anyone lest you make any Holocaust survivers scream and weep.
All I ever really knew about hitler was he had a small mustache and was a bad man, if you asked me what the holocaust was I can not explain cause I didnt pay alot of attention to history in school.I will say thankyou to the writer only because I hear voices and the things said in this song have echoed in my head long before reading this, I wonder what is the connection, why have i heard this and where did it come from? maybe im just crazy
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