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Song Parodies -> "Wick & Gladiate"
Original Song Title:
"Dumb & Poetic"
Original Performer:
Sabrina Carpenter
Parody Song Title:
"Wick & Gladiate"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is the song all about the double bill of "Wicked" and "Gladiator 2".
You're so wick and gladiate
It's just what I fall for, I like the double bill
Every self-help film, you've already read it
Cherry-pick watch like they're words you invented
Gold star for big screen manipulation
And, "Love everyone," is your favorite quotation
Try to come off like you're soft and well-spoken
Jack off to movies by everybody else
Don't think you understand
Just 'cause you watch like one doesn't make you a man
You're so sad there's wicking and gladiators
But, baby, you put us in this double bill
You're running so good from Wicked that Gladiator II saw
Save all your screens for your floor meditation
You're so empathetic, you'd make a great film
And I promise the double aren't changing your life
Well, you make the dual and abandoned the big bill
Fuck with my head like it's some kind of doubles
Don't think you understand
Just 'cause you act like one doesn't make you a man
Don't think you understand
Just 'cause you leave like one
Doesn't make you a man
It's just what I fall for, I like the double bill
Every self-help film, you've already read it
Cherry-pick watch like they're words you invented
Gold star for big screen manipulation
And, "Love everyone," is your favorite quotation
Try to come off like you're soft and well-spoken
Jack off to movies by everybody else
Don't think you understand
Just 'cause you watch like one doesn't make you a man
You're so sad there's wicking and gladiators
But, baby, you put us in this double bill
You're running so good from Wicked that Gladiator II saw
Save all your screens for your floor meditation
You're so empathetic, you'd make a great film
And I promise the double aren't changing your life
Well, you make the dual and abandoned the big bill
Fuck with my head like it's some kind of doubles
Don't think you understand
Just 'cause you act like one doesn't make you a man
Don't think you understand
Just 'cause you leave like one
Doesn't make you a man
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