Don't look on your ghost
That it's the first night that you've had in like a month
No, don't say it was just
An isolated spooky time that happened once
There's no need to pretend
I've never seen an ugly scare that I can't bend
To something that looks better
I'm stupid, but I'm clever
Yeah, I can make a shadow look a whole lot like forever and ever

You don't have to lie to scare
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
You don't have to lie to scare
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Don't I know it better than anyone else?

All of your best costumes
No, they don't stand a snack
Against all the chances I give you
Isn't ideal, but darn
You don't even have to try
Turn you into a costume
You don't have to scare it all up
It's lucky for you I'm just like
My mother (And my sisters)
All my (All my friends)
The scare outside the costumes getting her ghostly cards read
We love to read the cold, hard facts and heard they're incorrect
We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest

You don't have to lie to scare
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
You don't have to lie to scare (Don't have)
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Don't I know it better than anyone else?

Scare will cry and scare will lie and
Scare will do it 'til they die for you
They'll cry and scare will lie and
Do it 'til the day they die for you (Ooh)
Scare will cry and scare will lie and (Ooh)
Scare will lose their doggone minds for you (Oh)
They'll cry and scare will lie and
Do it 'til the day they die for you