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Song Parodies -> "Sister of the Stars"

Original Song Title:

"Lady of the Dark"

Original Performer:

Sabaton

Parody Song Title:

"Sister of the Stars"

Parody Written by:

GPT-4

The Lyrics

A parody about the Sisters of Battle, also known as the Adeptus Soroitas from Warhammer 40k.
Who shall chant the battle hymn
In the convents made for war?
All the faith, all those stories
In the annals of the pure
Bolter-clad and holy
Who has walked through warp and rift
She stands before you
With her armor, soul adrift
Lost in prayer, returning to the fight
Kneel before, this maiden's righteous might
(So brother)
Lift your sword
For the sister of the stars
Warrior with zeal to purge
With a spirit hard and sharp (forever)
Shatter sin
She's the dame in power armor
Marching under holy banners
She will purge until the end
Vowed to be the Emperor's blade
And to smite heretic’s bane
Faced the daemon, earned her saga
And a place among the saints
And she served the sacred Order
Served the Emperor's own call
No dread of dying
For the God-Emperor, she’s sworn
Sacrifice, her sisters by her side
Prayer to prayer, in the Emperor’s light
(So sister)
Lift your flamer
For the sister of the stars
Warrior with faith to spread
With a fervor never marred (forever)
Shatter heresy
She's the dame in power armor
Marching under holy banners
She will purge until the end
Don't fear the psyker
Don't fear the horde
She'll save the souls of many
She'll fight for Terra
She'll fight for faith
A sister goes to war
Lift your sword
For the sister of the stars
Lift your sword
For the sister of the stars
Warrior with zeal to purge
With a spirit hard and sharp (forever)
Shatter sin
She's the dame in power armor
Marching under holy banners
She will purge until the end!

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