The workers from the team of work
Are growing in the lines
And I made sure that I picketed them
At least 3 feet apart
To discourage all the morning viewers
Trying to leave their mark
It's been a long fricking summer
It's been a long year
I feel fat and old and dumber
And I'm watching films disappear

The strikers from the team of work
Look better in these pots
I remember when we stand em
I complained 'cause it was hot
If I could travel back in time
I'd just shut my mouth and let you shop
It's been a long fricking winter
It's been a strange year
There ain't a day that I had to raise money
But that's just how it is around here

The 100th day from the team of work
Are 100 days a pack
The ones that grew on the acting work
Have worked out and turned black
But if it's meant to be
The things that leave some day come back
But that's a long time waiting
That's a hard life
I'll just keep the actors in me raging
And I'll be doing alright
I'll just keep the actors in me raging
And I'll be doing alright