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Song Parodies -> "I'm Looking Over Anna Kournikova"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Looking Over A Four Leaf Clover"

Original Performer:

Russ Morgan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Looking Over Anna Kournikova"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Attn Pacing Perfectionists: Yes, I know I edged an extra "silly - bull" into the title line, but anyway, it still seems to wo-ork, just pretend ya' got a stutter, ok-k-ay?
I'm looking over Anna Kournikova,
That hot little tennis whore
She's kinda' purdy,
In her little skirt..
Strong legs are sturdy,
With her, I would flirt..

No need explaining,
One thought remaining
Is removing what she wore..
I'm looking over Anna Kournikova
And I think I'll look some more..

I'm looking over Anna Kournikova,
The board says the score is "Love"
Maybe we'll marry
And be bride and groom
Make lots'a racket
In our new bedroom..

She's bending over, Anna Kournikova,
My mind's flipping fantasy..
I'm looking over Anna Kournikova,
Just hope she don't backhand me..

I hope she won't backhand me..



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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Fiddlegirl - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Game..set..match :)
Guy - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
You forgot to mention her fine Rack-et. I heard she can really zing some balls (Tennis Balls - get your mind in a cleaner place, Farce) with her rack-et. And the ex-er-tra silly-bull is minuscule - it scanned well because her last name runs together so well.

And you are a braver man than I to wish to wed this lass - she whacks balls for a living.

Fave line -

Make lots'a racket In our new bedroom..

But 'twere me writing this I think I would have used "On our honeymoon" in place of "In our new bedroom". In fact I was anticipating it as I was reading down the parody. Fine write Farce - you put some humor into my day, thanks.
Old Man Ribber - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment
This is clever and well-written. And you don't make a drooling ass of yourself like Letterman does at every mention of her name. ;D
AFW - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fiddleg, and Guy, clever comments....and thanks, OMR...
littleCupCakes - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This wins the ~SatyrMayor~ award, Sir L'Air !
AFW - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LC (Elsie)
alvin - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
oh man...i can relate
The Thought Police - August 11, 2009 - Report this comment
What's all that racket in there? Oh! It's just three 5's

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