My only friend is a wookie, we've been together so long.
We were at the starwars cantina, its our favorite bar
We were sitting there drinking, up came a kid with an old man
They said we have imperial problems, Do you have a ship if not we're dead:

"I've got the Millenium Falcon, It's the fastest ship there is.
It flys point five past lightspeed, If we see an Imperial Ship
We can speed out of sight, Now if you've got enough money.
This is the ship that your looking for,
Get on and we'll escape"

They wanted to recuse a princess lady, she may be s prude but she's got alot of green
But us and princess lady, Jumped into this trash compactor thing
So we called up the robots, and told them to let us out
Then walls stoped moving, And the door opened and we got out

"Yes I Have the Millenium Falcon, It's the fastest ship there is.
It flys point five past lightspeed, and I won it in a sabacc game,
Do you want the ship or not?
Now if you've got enough money.
This is the ship that your looking for,
Get on and we'll escape"

We ended up on a planet named endor, there were ewoks all over the place.
Luke finally got through to his father, And saw his scar tissued face.
And I fell in love with princess lady, and she said, "I love you too"
And we kissed for a moment, and I asked "Did you know knew?"..

"That I Have the Millenium Falcon, It's the fastest ship there is.
It flys point five past lightspeed, and I won it in a sabacc game,
Do you want the ship or not?
Now if you've got enough money.
This is the ship that your looking for,
Get on and we'll escape"

"Yes I Have the Millenium Falcon, It's the best ship there is.
It flys point five past lightspeed, made the Kessel run in
less than twelve parsecs, Do you want the ship or not?
Now if you've got enough money.
This is the ship that your looking for,
Get on and we'll escape"