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Song Parodies -> "Happy Quails"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Trails"

Original Performer:

Roy Rogers and Dale Evans

Parody Song Title:

"Happy Quails"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Happy Quails To You,
Now, Dick turn in your gun
Happy Quails To You,
Alas! poor Whittington!
One hundred pellets 'neath the skin hurt a lot
Should be in the Olympics, putting the shot
Happy Quails To You,
Hunting days are done..

The Quail's a happy one,
His lucky day
And exciting times for your old friend,
He was really blown away..

Happy Quails To You,
A Texas weekend hunt
Happy Quails To You,
Still hear poor Harry grunt
The thought of news releases make you nervous
So, you swore to secrecy, the Secret Service
Happy Quails To You,
Till it's all out front..

Happy Quails To You,
It's such a nasty mess
Happy Quails To You,
A field day for the press
On Fox I never heard you say no "Sorrys"
A Fox and Quail, sounds like your wife's kid stories
Happy Quails To You,
Still the "Veep" I guess

Happy Quails To You,
Headlines on AOL
Happy Quails To You
The gig did not go well
Your license wasn't good and you were cited
News cable firestorms, you have ignited
Happy Quails To You
It's your picnic, Pal

Happy Quails To You,
I hear they're good to eat
Happy Quails To You,
More like a crow's, your treat
You made things pretty tough for poor McClellan
By waitin' "Twenty Four" before the tellin'
Happy Quails To You,
Were you too discreet?

Happy Quails To You,
One beer is what teenagers tell a trooper
We don't believe it, Dick, you're full a pooper!
Happy Quails To You,
Happy Quails To You,

Happy Quails To You,
For Letterman and Leno, such a blessing
Each night you're their Quail dinner, and the dressing
Happy Quails To You,
Happy Quails...To...You.....

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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John Barry - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Fox and quail--clever. I agree--I almost feel sorry for the ordinarily odious McLellan, who doesn't even work for Dick yet has to take the heat. 5s. Oops--just remembered, since Cheney actually runs the White House, I guess Scotty does work for him.
alvin rhodes - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Steve K. - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Please allow be to through in some background vocals. Bom-ba-dee-dah, bom-ba-dee-dah....
Johnny D - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is good for what quails you.
AFW - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, John, Steve K. and Johnny D...clever comments
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I still don't get why he was after Quail, why should the present vice prez go after a former vice prez in the first place, especially one from the same party?
AFW - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, is confusing..everything about it
Gary Ray - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Your lyrics are as hilarious as the bizarre incident itself! Big Bush had oddball Dan Quayle (!! quail...) as his VP. Daddy and Junior sure know how to pick 'em!
AFW - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Gary....true, there's not much political character...but, political characters are everywhere..

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