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Song Parodies -> "Snappy Snails"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Trails"

Original Performer:

Roy Rogers and Dale Evans

Parody Song Title:

"Snappy Snails"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Some snails are crappy ones
Some you can chew
And with the current cost of beef and pork,
You will save a buck or two...

Snappy Snails to you
Until we meat again
Snappy Snails to you
Keep snailin' until then

Who wants to make the meat industry richer?
Let's dine alternative, and be a bitcher...

Snappy Snails to you
Till we meat again..

Snappy Snails to you
Until we meat again
They're on plants, they're free
Or raise 'em in a pen

Just make believe they're tasty, be an actor
Pretend you're a contestant on Fear Factor

Snappy Snails to you
Till we meat again..

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...5s
John Barry - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives for the "Fear" line.
AFW - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Alvin and John...
Stuart McArthur - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
"Pretend you're a contestant on Fear Factor" was lovely, AFW - 555
AFW - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stuart...
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Great concept and execution......fives

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