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Song Parodies -> "Snappy Snails"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Trails"
Original Performer:
Roy Rogers and Dale Evans
Parody Song Title:
"Snappy Snails"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Some snails are crappy ones
Some you can chew
And with the current cost of beef and pork,
You will save a buck or two...
Snappy Snails to you
Until we meat again
Snappy Snails to you
Keep snailin' until then
Who wants to make the meat industry richer?
Let's dine alternative, and be a bitcher...
Snappy Snails to you
Till we meat again..
Snappy Snails to you
Until we meat again
They're on plants, they're free
Or raise 'em in a pen
Just make believe they're tasty, be an actor
Pretend you're a contestant on Fear Factor
Snappy Snails to you
Till we meat again..
Some you can chew
And with the current cost of beef and pork,
You will save a buck or two...
Snappy Snails to you
Until we meat again
Snappy Snails to you
Keep snailin' until then
Who wants to make the meat industry richer?
Let's dine alternative, and be a bitcher...
Snappy Snails to you
Till we meat again..
Snappy Snails to you
Until we meat again
They're on plants, they're free
Or raise 'em in a pen
Just make believe they're tasty, be an actor
Pretend you're a contestant on Fear Factor
Snappy Snails to you
Till we meat again..
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delightfully goofy...5s
Fives for the "Fear" line.
Thanks to Alvin and John...
"Pretend you're a contestant on Fear Factor" was lovely, AFW - 555
Thank you, Stuart...
Great concept and execution......fives
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