Big old belly, Patchy haired and pale
Display it like a pouch of pride
Each day when out of bed, attire don't prevail
Nudity's the horse I ride..

Just give me skin, naked skin,
Within walls, ceiling above..
Don't pants me in
Let me slide, booty glide
On a Lazy Boy I love
Don't pants me in

Puffin' buds with no duds,
And no BVD's,
Minus socks, minus shoes,
Minus dungarees..
Flip my lovin' lever anywhere I please,
Don't pants me in..

Me and the wife, and our offspring
Set for coughing,
Like some doctor's rupture test..
Flair bare like nerds, nothin' dirty,
More like birdy
Without feathers in a nest..

If we stroll to the fridge
For some midnight snackin'
Nothin's in front, and exposed, our backin'
Wear no robes and slippers,
Clothing, we're not packin'
Don't pants us in..

Spreadin' jelly..on a buttered bun
Glass fill some fizzy coke and ice..
All our cares are gone, when we have nothin' on
Birthday suits are clean and nice..

We claim our space, private space
In our privacy, not lewd
Don't pants us in
If what we choose, makes us lose
Inhibitions 'cause we're nude
Don't pants us in

Can relax, be ourselves.. naked in the house
Kids without their knickers, wife, no skirt and blouse
Me and junior's monkeys, wife and daughter's mouse
Don't pants us in

God gave us life,
Gave us bodies, made from soddies
Gave no pods to wear around..
With needle, knife,
Man made loin, covered groin,
We're still pink, black, yellow, brown,

Here in our room,
We meander like some gander,
With no cotton fibers on
Share fun, not gloom..
Flaunt our whimsy, Dr. Kinsey,
Me and Elsie, Tom, and Shawn

Still have our pride and our shame and our common senses,
Outdoors we do..what world rule dispenses
Indoors, somesaults, and waltz, no false pretenses,
Don't pants me in
Don't pants us in