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Song Parodies -> "Don't Pants Me In - Don't Pants Us In"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fence Me In"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Roy Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Pants Me In - Don't Pants Us In"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It has come to my attention, through internet research, that across this great nation many families practice home nudity..(Practice?..I don't believe nudity takes any practice..anyone should be able to do it the first time))
Big old belly, Patchy haired and pale
Display it like a pouch of pride
Each day when out of bed, attire don't prevail
Nudity's the horse I ride..

Just give me skin, naked skin,
Within walls, ceiling above..
Don't pants me in
Let me slide, booty glide
On a Lazy Boy I love
Don't pants me in

Puffin' buds with no duds,
And no BVD's,
Minus socks, minus shoes,
Minus dungarees..
Flip my lovin' lever anywhere I please,
Don't pants me in..

Me and the wife, and our offspring
Set for coughing,
Like some doctor's rupture test..
Flair bare like nerds, nothin' dirty,
More like birdy
Without feathers in a nest..

If we stroll to the fridge
For some midnight snackin'
Nothin's in front, and exposed, our backin'
Wear no robes and slippers,
Clothing, we're not packin'
Don't pants us in..

Spreadin' jelly..on a buttered bun
Glass fill some fizzy coke and ice..
All our cares are gone, when we have nothin' on
Birthday suits are clean and nice..

We claim our space, private space
In our privacy, not lewd
Don't pants us in
If what we choose, makes us lose
Inhibitions 'cause we're nude
Don't pants us in

Can relax, be ourselves.. naked in the house
Kids without their knickers, wife, no skirt and blouse
Me and junior's monkeys, wife and daughter's mouse
Don't pants us in

God gave us life,
Gave us bodies, made from soddies
Gave no pods to wear around..
With needle, knife,
Man made loin, covered groin,
We're still pink, black, yellow, brown,

Here in our room,
We meander like some gander,
With no cotton fibers on
Share fun, not gloom..
Flaunt our whimsy, Dr. Kinsey,
Me and Elsie, Tom, and Shawn

Still have our pride and our shame and our common senses,
Outdoors we do..what world rule dispenses
Indoors, somesaults, and waltz, no false pretenses,
Don't pants me in
Don't pants us in
I doubled the lyric, and varied the pattern for more exposure

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< ! ! ! > - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir, . . . this is Crazy & Looney for sure, all be it Nasty ! ! ~Elsie See~
Mark Scotti - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Really appreciated your "raw' point of view!!
Timmy1000 - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny parody - remind me not to visit you unexpectedly.
AFW - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, folks...for V&C
Fiddlegirl - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
What a "flash" of inspiration you had!
Never Would Remove His Shell - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
You took this old Roy Rogers song and re-nude it well!
Guy - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - [Quoting] Practice?..I don't believe nudity takes any practice..anyone should be able to do it the first time)) [Unquoting]

Fer sure don't need any practice - I was born that way and also it was night - it just wasn't last night.

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Nudity's the horse I ride..

Me and junior's monkeys, wife and daughter's mouse
Don't pants us in

I just knewed this was gonna be good. And hey, just remember we are all naked under our clothes.The naked truth be told - this is high five material, but you can remove the material if you wish.
AFW - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, everyone...lots of funny comments...
Christie Marie M - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Flashing and flaunting 555's! I echo all comments above!
TJC - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL'in at your pantsless y'allin'!
LittleMt-HO - September 10, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . . Let me ride thru the mountains that I love, . . . . Avalanche, we win ! . . . oh, CHEVY Avalanche can spin . . .

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