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Song Parodies -> "Happy Meals"
Original Song Title:
"Happy Trails"
Original Performer:
Roy and Dale
Parody Song Title:
"Happy Meals"
Parody Written by:
Parody Pete
The Lyrics
Happy Meals to you, from Mickey "D's" out there
Happy Meals to you, if crappy, kids don't care
A couple fries, a shrunken, dried up burger
A little cookie with a lot of sugar
Happy Meals to you, junk for kids again
These meals are happy ones,
Because you see,
There's a little game or toy inside
That fills all the kids with glee
Happy Meals to you, a little box of joy
Happy Meals to you, to feed your girl or boy
Four little nuggets make your child a setter
But I believe the toy would taste better,
Happy Meals to you, buy and buy again
Happy Meals to you, buy and buy again
Happy Meals to you, if crappy, kids don't care
A couple fries, a shrunken, dried up burger
A little cookie with a lot of sugar
Happy Meals to you, junk for kids again
These meals are happy ones,
Because you see,
There's a little game or toy inside
That fills all the kids with glee
Happy Meals to you, a little box of joy
Happy Meals to you, to feed your girl or boy
Four little nuggets make your child a setter
But I believe the toy would taste better,
Happy Meals to you, buy and buy again
Happy Meals to you, buy and buy again
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my favorite of the day...i howled nonstop
Thanks again---Pete
Big Kiss you, Paradise Pete, ((o)) this was a wonderfully funny read! I enjoyed every line, so fine !
Mucho thankxo, Cakes---
Beautiful in its simplicity. Funny as hell too!
Way to go, Pete! This should have been a commercial jingle for Mickey D's! I always asked my father to buy Happy Meals for me and my brother when we were children, but he always told us he don't have enough money. :( As soon as I was old enough to get an allowance, I used to buy my own Happy Meals. Very well read parody, so creative, I love the way the lyrics are organized. Clear and to the point! 555's on me!
To John and Christie..thank you
I didn't care for McDonald's as a kid and still steer clear of the golden arches, but this was a good parody. I also enjoy seeing blenderized (pureed) Happy Meals being consumed by stupid people on YouTube with the expected consequence of violent vomiting afterward. Personally, I'd rather drink paint thinner than a liquid Happy Meal. BTW, I am familiar with the OS by way of old reruns. 5s for you.
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