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Song Parodies -> "Our Wimpish Canine Bull"

Original Song Title:

"The Wabash Cannon Ball"

Original Performer:

Roy Acuff

Parody Song Title:

"Our Wimpish Canine Bull"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, listen to the whimper,
The cryin', and the whine
Even too dang scared to piddle
On a tire or a sign
His bark is so pathetic,
kinda' like a sick sea gull
A crazy combination,
Our Wimpish Canine Bull

He's a mixture of Toy Poodle,
With a Pit Bull and Shar-Pei
Some Chihuahua and Dalmation,
Plus a little bit Hound a' Grey
Add to this a Cocker Spaniel,
And a Husky built to pull
All good genes, but none have blessed,
Our Wimpish Canine Bull

He's mostly brown with black feet,
Some grey and one white spot
Other dogs in town ignore him,
Give a quick little sniff, then trot
We named him, "Oops" for these mistakes,
No dog is quite as dull,
What a contradiction,
Our Wimpish Canine Bull

Then come one day last Winter,
We had to thank that pup
When our house caught on fire,
Little Oopsie woke us up,
Now, his squeaky bark is welcome,
With love, our hearts are full,
And around his neck's a medal,
He's Our Bravest Canine Bull...

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Total Votes: 4

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Rick D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know how many people know this song, but you may be the first. I tried and couldn't come up with anything.
AFW - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment goes back a few years..but any true classic country fan...will know it...It's like the bible of good old time country music..
Rick D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
An album I had in my childhood called "Songs from the Old West" contained the original, along with "Shoe Fly, Don't Bother Me" and "Git Along Little Dogies"
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Know the title but not really how the whole song goes, so not able to vote here. Good read, though...
Tim Mayfield - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
AFW, loved the rewrite. I am shocked that some folks don't know this song. Guess I better not rewrite 'Shenandoah' cause of the same reasons.
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy..5s...funny you should mention it...i have a "shenandoah" parody all ready to send in
AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick D, Paul, Tim, Alvin

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