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Song Parodies -> "How I Survive All These Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Rogers 'n Hammerstein II

Parody Song Title:

"How I Survive All These Things"

Parody Written by:

Lorelei aka BorderlineNOS

The Lyrics

Mad Cow in burgers and death tolls on highways
Code Orange warnings of threats to our skyways
Bush and his friends get to all live like kings
Denial is how I survive all these things

Work is more stressing and life more depressing
The economy's growing but my pay is lessening
Soldiers are killed while Bush plays in Palm Springs
Denial is how I survive all these things

Road kill in pet food and more greenhouse gases
Loss of more forests and special ed classes
The White House is run by those of the right wing
Denial is how I survive all these things

When my stock drops
As the bell rings
When I'm raving mad
I simply deny all these terrible things
Then I don't feel, so bad

Snipers in car trunks and wars of preemption
Child-groping Fathers and global intentions
Terrorists lurking in organized rings
Denial is how I survive all these things

Blackouts and surges and big corporate merges
Investment scandals and C.E.O. purges
A polarized people is what all this brings
Denial is how I survive all these things

C.I.A. prisons and special renditions
Major news sources accused of omissions
Plastics in pet foods shipped in from Beijing
Denial is how I survive all these things

When my stock drops
As the bell rings
When I'm raving mad
I simply deny all these terrible things
Then I don't feel so bad

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MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow... very good... I'm surprised more people haven't voted on this one...
Red Ant - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, this should have more votes. Nice job outrhyming the original with lines like "C.I.A. prisons...
...and special renditions
Major news sources accused of omissions.

Denial is how you survive all these things: my "solution" was to hope for the untimely demise of all the people who cause these things (see "Unsavory Folks" if you're so inclined"). 5s
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on one of my favorite OS's... sure beat to heck my "Favorite Mings" version (what was I thinking?). 5's
Kristof Robertson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Wowsers! Great stuff, Lorelei....this definitely deserves more support. Inconvenient truths dressed up as a singalong and handled expertly. Big 555s
Wicked Green Queen - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I loved the song. It really brings around all of the problems of the world-but in a way, that makes it seem less sad. That's something good.
Lorelei aka BorderlineNOS - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow... thank you all very much! I am in the process of moving, so haven't had much time to click around here... this is a great site with great talent and great people! I'm so glad I found it!

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