"Your Mother's Here To Stay"

It's very clear, Your Mother's Here To Stay
Not just two weeks, but Armageddon and a day
The radio and the telephone and the movies I enjoy
Are now your mother's fancies, plus my LazyBoy!

And there's no doubt, your mother won't move out
She's permanent.. like New Years Eve and kraut
In time, Mount Rushmore may crumble,
Bees run out of bumble,
Joan Rivers have naught to say, but....
Your Mother's Here To Stay!!

The radio and the telephone and the movies I enjoy
They're now your mother's fancies, plus my LazyBoy!
Yes, there's no doubt, your mother won't move out
She's hunkered down, like New Years Eve and kraut
In time, Don Trump might get humble,
Imus not grumble,
Richard Simmons fade away, but....
Your Mother's Here ....To.....Stay!!!