There couldn't be a better way to end this blight
It aint too early and it aint too late
Starting with a virus that is SARS-2 Lite
Soon returning to a normalized state
Normalized state! Gonna be so great
Gonna give up lockdowns, maskings and mandaters
Endless vaccine jabbings; absent educators
Death tolls on the telly, least till Trump's impugned
Less'n despair and less'n of gloom
Less'n of Karens to boss us around
Less'n of gloom and the Fauci clown

(Cue swell of orchestral music ... )

OH-O-O-O-O-O-O OH! ... Omicron
Aint as bad as COVID types of old
With a raspy cough, that you cant shake off
Aint no worse than your average winter cold
OH-O-O-O-O-O-O OH .. Omicron
Every night my honey lamb and me
Sit in disbelief as the Fauch-in-Chief
Still proclaims a SARS emergency
We know he's the Chief of our land
But his fear porning's gettin' out of hand
So when we say .. Yeow!
This plague might pass away .. Yeow
We're only saying, "You're the end of line, Type Omicron"
Type Omicron you're OK

(Cue chorus line of dancing masked Karen proclaiming a diametrically opposed point of view)*

OH-O-O-O-O-O-O OH! Omicron
Its the latest variant on the scene
Its a downplay ruse that the unvaxxed use
To avoid their duty to vaccine
OH-O-O-O-O-O-O OH! .. Omicron
Every night my hubby poo and me
Sit aghast at night as these stiffnecked whites
Make a fetish of bogus liberty
They know there's a plague on the land
Still they follow that Carlson con man
So when we say .. VAX!
Or pestilence will stay ..VAX!
We're only saying, "Just get your shot for Omicron!
For Omicron, OK?

Type Omicron, Type Omicron, Type Omicron, Type Omicron, Type OMICRON, Type OMICRON! Type OMICRON!!, TYPE OMICRON!!! ...

We know theres a pall on the land
But this mandate strife is getting out of hand
So when you say .. VAX!
We say that's not the way .. NIX!
We're really saying "Its the end of line with Omicron"
Type Omicron saves the day

TYPE OMICRON!!! .. YEAH!