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Song Parodies -> "When You Walk Through Our Store"

Original Song Title:

"You'll Never Walk Alone"

Original Performer:

Rodgers & Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"When You Walk Through Our Store"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I go to a lot of hardware stores. Sometimes it doesn't go so well.
When you walk through our store,
Don't get fed up, guy,
And don't be afraid of the dogs.

As you enter our store
There's one long, thin line,
Self-check screens have been down since mid-Aug.

Shop on through the tints!
Slog on through the stains!
Employees seem cross and hosed;

Shop on! Shop on,
With notes in your cart,
Swear you'll never shop at Lowe's!
You'll never shop at Lowe's!

Shop on! Shop on,
With notes in your cart,
Swear you'll never shop at Lowe's!
You'll never shop at Lowe's!
┬ęBob "I Billed Her" Gomez 2019

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2Eagle - May 20, 2019 - Report this comment
The last time I went to Lowes was to look at flooring and all they had were different shades of brown. Good rhyming.
Bob Gomez - May 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2E, the last time I was in Home Depot for paint, the kid in charge of that section couldn't have been over 20, probably never painted anything since kindergarten with both hands.
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2019 - Report this comment
This should Kop lots of 5s.

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