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Song Parodies -> "Tooth Fairy, DDS"

Original Song Title:

"No Other Love Have I"

Original Performer:

Rodgers & Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"Tooth Fairy, DDS"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

Perry Como sings the OS beautifully at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md4KqyA9ax0
Into your room I fly
Landing upon your bed
Next to your wee cute head
Into your room

Swiftly my trade I ply
Tooth Fairy, DDS
Clad in my surgeon's dress
Into your mouth I'll pry

Open wide -- don't wake, my lad
Make me glad
Glad to yank your second molar

Pliers I now hold high
Locked on a pearly tooth
Oops! Here's the awful truth
Permanent tooth pulled I
Permanent tooth

(Into my purse I spy)
Not a buck, the standard price
I'll be nice
Nice and make the price 1.50

Out of your room I fly
It's getting very late
I have another date
Tooth Fairy guy am I
With a degree
(Tooth Fairy guy am I)
Yours, dentally

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Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - May 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice one, Al; it helped to have the OS video to review. Does the relevant State Board or College know of your friend Dr. Fairy's activities?
Ag+ - May 26, 2015 - Report this comment
T. F. is licensed to be a fairy only. Because he signs petitions, comments, letters to the editor, and rent checks with misleading names like Jeffrey Cordova, Rhymin' Simon and Holy Harry, and because he flies, it's hard to get him under the authority of the Board of Extractions. He's not entirely a fraud; the DDS stands for Dopamine Dysregulation Syndrome.

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