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Song Parodies -> "Guacamole!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Rodgers & Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

It's made from the fruit avocado
Love the yummy taste
Won't go to waste
And I want some more because I'm out!

Garlic onion and tomato too
Sitting at the bar
Will not go far
Until a fresh serving comes my way

It is the best on tortilla chips
Eat too much and it goes to your hips!

And yes, it has fat
Monounsaturated fat!
The AMA says it's heart healty Guacamole !"
Guacamole? Tastes great
(Tastes better than okay!)
Guacamole Tastes great!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
This green sloppy parody made me laugh!
alvin rhodes - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
a stirring tribute to guacamole to be sure ...ole'

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