-> "Frank Sinatra #9"
Original Song Title:
"Oklahoma!"
Parody Song Title:
"Frank Sinatra #9"
The Lyrics
Now's your last chance to get out of this hole
Gotta put the brakes on this endsville run
Sparring with Borgnine in a tough wop role
Lookout world, best is yet to come
Yet to come ... Frankie ain't a bum!
Gonna bed down Gardner, get Angie 'neath the covers
Ratpack in Vegas; "Songs For Swinging Lovers"
Hoofing it in Chi-Town with the Seven Hoods
Oceans 11, just as good
Plenty of action on the Vegas strip
Plenty of cool, and plenty of hip
FRA-A-A-A-A-ANK Sinatra
He's up in April, shot down again in May
'twas amazing feat, done with help discrete
From some mobsters, or so some punk flacks say
FRA-A-A-A-A-ANK Sinatra
Ev'ry night my swinging doll and I
Sit alone at night and cuddle tight
Spinning platters sung by 'Ol Blue Eyes
We now he's the Head of the Pack
Even said Pete Lawford was a hack
So when we sing (Gas!) A-ring a ding a ding
We're only saying
You're still the boss, Frank Sinatra
Frank you did it .. your way
(Cue chorus of eternally love struck bobby sockers)
FRA-A-A-A-A-ANK Sinatra
Skinny kid from Hoboken near the bay
With a honeyed voice that sure was choice
And the guts to do it his own way
FRA-A-A-A-A-ANK Sinatra
Ev'ry night my gasser man and I
Share a loving glance, warm embracing dance
As Frank croons out "Strangers in The Night"
We know he's the Chair of the Board
He even grabbed Academy award
So when we croon (Ooooh!) a-Do be do be doo
We're only saying
Yo rule our hearts Frank Sinatra
Frankie Blue Eyes, you're OK
Ooh it's Frankie, Ooh it's Frankie, Ooh it's Frankie, Ooh it's Frankie, Ooh it's Frankie,
Ooh it's Frankie! Ooh it's Frankie!! Ooh it's FRANKIE! Ooh it's FRANKIE! Ooh it's FRANKIE!
We know he's the Chair of the Board (Blue Eyes!)
Skinny kid that we all still adore
So when we swoon (Ooh!) to Do be do be do
We're only saying
STILL OWN OUR HEARTS, FRANK SINATRA
Frankie Blue Eyes, OK ...... Let's start the action!
FRANK SINA-A-A-TRA!!! (YEAH!)
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