A lot of tv shows
Can make folks hold their nose
Just a couple deserve an occasional glance
Curiosity speaks,
And sometimes I take peeks
Like the one where the stars and celebrities dance..
(Please!)

Tv critic I'm not, nor is it my aim to be
As I survey what each fall line-up brings
Average, I am, and that's all that I claim to be
Let someone else do reviews on these things
I'm as Impartial as glue,
All male with a male point of view...

One night I'm watchin' the show, "Desperate Housewives"
Cougars are restless, they're not very shy
Actions jumpstart like some soap opera art
Till they've ended up under pool guy..

They move with a continual slither
And a convention whore gaze in their eye
Quite soon, I note, one French kiss, all she wrote
In bed, passionate under pool guy..

Scripts sketch predictably
pretty much what'd you see,
Faithfully, on day screens..
Mild errotic and quite
undramatically light,
With some slight boring scenes..

Twice as corny as Kansas in August
Tom Cruise couch jumpin' on Oprah up high
I can't refuse a temptation to snooze
I don't love,
I don't love,
I don't love,
They can shove..
This chick flick..about under pool guy