Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Under Pool Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Guy"

Original Performer:

Rodgers & Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"Under Pool Guy"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

A lot of tv shows
Can make folks hold their nose
Just a couple deserve an occasional glance
Curiosity speaks,
And sometimes I take peeks
Like the one where the stars and celebrities dance..
(Please!)

Tv critic I'm not, nor is it my aim to be
As I survey what each fall line-up brings
Average, I am, and that's all that I claim to be
Let someone else do reviews on these things
I'm as Impartial as glue,
All male with a male point of view...

One night I'm watchin' the show, "Desperate Housewives"
Cougars are restless, they're not very shy
Actions jumpstart like some soap opera art
Till they've ended up under pool guy..

They move with a continual slither
And a convention whore gaze in their eye
Quite soon, I note, one French kiss, all she wrote
In bed, passionate under pool guy..

Scripts sketch predictably
pretty much what'd you see,
Faithfully, on day screens..
Mild errotic and quite
undramatically light,
With some slight boring scenes..

Twice as corny as Kansas in August
Tom Cruise couch jumpin' on Oprah up high
I can't refuse a temptation to snooze
I don't love,
I don't love,
I don't love,
They can shove..
This chick flick..about under pool guy






Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   8
 8
 8
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

TJC - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Perceptive and funny parodyin' as always AF... and now you've got me a little concerned that I may share that pool guy's gene pool, guy!
AFW - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you TJC
alvin - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
great title switch and the execution lived up to the promise
Tommy Turtle - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
ESP? Was just watching "South Pacific" last night and this was the last song before bedtime. Great OS, "wonderful" parody.
AFW - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Gracious, alvin, and TT
Mark Scotti - February 20, 2009 - Report this comment
555 AFW LOL Enjoyed it....
unKnownVotrix - February 21, 2009 - Report this comment
We don't Swim in your toilet ~ Please don't pee in our Pool ~~theManagement

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/rodgershammerstein11.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 758