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Song Parodies -> "My Funky Valentine"

Original Song Title:

"My Funny Valentine"

Original Performer:

Rodgers and Hart

Parody Song Title:

"My Funky Valentine"

Parody Written by:

Yolanda DeByle

The Lyrics

My funky Valentine, Sweet stinky Valentine,
You make me gag with your fart.
Your breath’s like something died
Can’t keep my lunch inside.
Yet, your BO can stop my heart.
Do your feet smell quite unique?
Have you changed your clothes this week?
When you really truly reek, I’ll depart.
But if you still care for me, just wash your hair for me.
Bathe little Valentine, bathe!
Washing’s not Valentine’s way
Each day’s a nasty bouquet!

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Old Man Ribber - February 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Yolanda - Good job. I'm honored to have done the same song as you did today. This is a bit easier than Handel, isn't it? (lol) ;D

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