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Song Parodies -> "OJ Simspon"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Rodgers And Hammerstein

Parody Song Title:

"OJ Simspon"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

oh-oh-oh-oh-OJ simpson
did this fiend come creepin' down her lane ?
wasn't packin' heat...he's too discreet
but that man's sharp knife sure caused some pain

oh-oh-oh-oh-OJ simpson
on that night, his honey lamb and guy
were alone, they thought, but they were not
it was crazy simpson on the sly

we know he belongs in the can
but the man who defended was grand

and though he slayed
in court, he had it made
this jury's sayin'
we think you're fine, OJ simpson
OJ simpson's okay...i'll say...he got away
OJ simpson's okay

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Guy - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice take off on a great show tune. Well done. Oh, sorry to tell you that you 'typoed' your title. I've done that myself. I really hate it when that happens.
Dee Range - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sharp as a knife, alvin. This one slayed me. 5's across
Johnny D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ever see the list of anagrams of ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON?
I'll Bite - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
No, so Johnny D, please play it for us.
Johnny D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Here are some famous anagrams of O.J. Simpson’s full name “Orenthal James Simpson” (I didn’t figure them out, they’re widely published on the Web):

A Chronological Story of "Orenthal James Simpson" in Anagrams

Orenthal James Simpson
OJ, He Seminal Sportsman
Host OJ, Primal Meanness
Mr. OJ, Meanness, Hospital
OJ, Immense Sharp Talons
Heisman Plot, Snare Ms. OJ
Moonlit James Sharpens
"Immense Harlot!" OJ Snaps
OJ Slashes Prominent Ma
Heisman Person Jolts Ma
Inept OJ Slashes Mom, Ran
She Enjoin Mortal Spasm
Ms. OJ's Ron, Lame Thespian
I'm OJ, Slashes Neat Ron, PM
Hapless Ron Join Tame Ms.
Patrolmen Hiss OJ's Name
Jam, Solemn Shapiro Sent
Ashen Patrolmen Miss OJ
Shapiro Menses Jolt Man
OJ's Solemn, Marsha Inept
Ron Set OJ, Heisman Plasm
OJ, Him Last Manson Spree
OJ, Less Mama, Then Prison
Orenthal James Simpson
Arwen - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Alvin! 5s!
Johnny D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I almost forgot to say --- great take on a classic old show tune, Alvin, 5-5-5.
alvin rhodes - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, guy dee johnny and arwen...nice the anagram of MY name is "shine, dead lover"....oh hell, now someone can easily find out my pathetic middle name...and damn if i didn't typo the title
Rick D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
And what's wrong with the letter "D"?
Guy - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, was your father or grandfather a soldier in WWII?
Johnny D - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey yeah, what Rick D just said!
Paul Robinson - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin - this one slays me...5's...
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
yep, i'm a D too...and yeah, guy, my dad was in the army in guam during WW2
2Eagle - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you ever noticed that O.J. and Osama Bin Laden look alike? Maybe they are werewolves.

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