-> "All My Team Are Good"
Original Song Title:
"All My Friends Are Hot"
Original Performer:
Robyn Ottolini
Parody Song Title:
"All My Team Are Good"
The Lyrics
I know you want her number
'Cause everybody wants her number
Hello, you'll have to wait in line
She looks good in every member
Sometimes I wanna kiss her
Make some teammates want to walk down the aisle
And if you like what you see, ya you'll like the rest
These teammates are the best of the best
All my team, are stone-cold friends
Tongues get tied when they walk in
Gosh bless the team, who buy them soaps
'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me
All my team, they know their worth
And lucky for me I ain't looking up
If they're business then I'm business
What the heck?
I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not
Well all my team are good
All my team are good
If you see 'em in the baseball
Girl don't get it confused
They're the nicest cheers in this bar
One will hold your friends back
And one hold your team
And one will tell you he ain't worth a member team
If you think they're attractive, ya well the fact is
Being pretty ain't even the best part
All my team, are stone-bad sports
Sports get tied when they walk in
Gosh bless the league, who buy them balls
'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me
All my team, they know their worth
And lucky for me I ain't insecure
If they're top shelf then I'm top shelf
What the heck?
I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not
But all my team are good
The more the members are, come on in
You got a pretty team, you'll fit right in
There ain't no need to be looking
We're all good by association
All my team, are stone-bad players
Sports get tied when they walk in
Gosh bless the league, who buy them balls
'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me
All my team, they know their worth
And lucky for me I ain't insecure
If they're cheer squad then I'm cheer squad
What the heck?
I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not
If they're patron and I'm just John, that's what the hey
You know all I've to say is
All my team are good
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