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Song Parodies -> "O Canada! (Gender Neutral/Secular Version)"

Original Song Title:

"O Canada!"

Original Performer:

Robert Stanley Weir

Parody Song Title:

"O Canada! (Gender Neutral/Secular Version)"

Parody Written by:

Patrick McWilliams

The Lyrics

The Canadian Senate just voted to remove the words "in all thy sons command" from the national anthem in favor of "in all of us command". In this era of rampant atheism and secularism, how long do you think "God keep our land glorious and free" is likely to remain?
O Canada!
Our gender neutral land
Where masculine sons will no longer command
With growing debt our taxes rise
You think health care is free?
From far and wide
To Canada, a host of refugees
Secular be, inclusivity
O Canada! We strive to be PC!
O USA! Don't want to be like thee My previous parody of "O Canada!", celebrating the great Nestlé Aero chocolate bar is one of my most viewed lyrics. It took a while to get my first entry for the new year. Might as well provoke an international incident.

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 10

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