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Song Parodies -> "Oh Canada (Aero Bar Song)"
Original Song Title:
"O Canada"
Original Performer:
Robert Stanley Weir
Parody Song Title:
"Oh Canada (Aero Bar Song)"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
About 20 years ago I bought a Nestlé Aero Bar at a store just outside Windsor, Ontario. It was the best chocolate bar I ever tasted. A few years later they were sold in the Kansas City area, but being too fragile for our much warmer climate, they were soon discontinued and I had to take extreme measures to find them. Here is an appeal for some more.
Oh, Canada
America's true friend
Nestlé Aero Bars to me will you please send
A chocolate treat that I love to eat
They melt right in my mouth
I find no more in my local store, will you please send a carton south
Deliciously, and peanut-free*
Oh, Canada, please send those bars to me
Oh, Canada, please send those bars to me
America's true friend
Nestlé Aero Bars to me will you please send
A chocolate treat that I love to eat
They melt right in my mouth
I find no more in my local store, will you please send a carton south
Deliciously, and peanut-free*
Oh, Canada, please send those bars to me
Oh, Canada, please send those bars to me
The Nestlé Aero bar is promoted as being from a peanut-free factory, an important selling point for those who suffer nut allergies. This led to a controversy a few years ago when Nestlé announced plans to produce peanut products in the same plant, which would have placed Aero, Smarties, and a number of other items off limits.
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If I can locate an ~Aero-Bar~, I'll trade it for a real ~COCA COLA~ ???
I felt this parody, a friend from overseas a few years back, mailed me a couple Aero bars. Ever since, it's been on my 'to do' list to hunt down some more. They don't sell them here, either unfortunately, and I don't plan on making a trip to Canada anytime soon. :P
Try eBay. There are usually several vendors selling different varieties of Aero bars. Hurry while weather is still cool.
Awesome! I love Aero! I love those! I didn't know that there were places that didn't have Aero! Hello shop owners in Kansas city, anybody heard of air conditioning? LOVE IT!
I meant places in America and Canada. Ooops!
My most widely viewed song. There is a store in Lawrence, Kansas that sells them, also a market in Kansas City, Missouri that gets them occasionally. A friend sometimes brings me Suflair from Brazil. Also a Nestlé product, slightly different flavor, but same air hole concept.
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