Verrrrry Clever... I suspect your medical knowledge runs a little deeper than casual research of the topic on google? I hope its not from personal experience... take some statins...

Thanks, TJC! My wife donated her gb a few yrs back. Turns out women are more susceptible than men, so party on, Leon! (presuming you're a guy--but why would I presume that?)

Great job Rod!!! My favorite line is There is bloody-bottom, squirty-poo-filled underware, Thundering, thundering, flatulence all day! I laughed so hard I had a pain in my side! Or maybe it was a gall stone attack........:)

Really good, Rod!! One question...what's underware? Is that like Tupperware?:-) 555

Today is Rod Worden day. This is just fantastic! 5-5-5, and I'm going to be reading this over and over all day...it's just so beautiful...

Thanks, Cookie, Kristof, and Emi, three of my fav writers here who have taught me more than a thing or two!

This is a tough one to do; I know, having struggled with it. This one is pretty funny. Mine is more bilious.

Hilarious, Rod!!! SOOOO good! 5s!

Yeah, this one is fabulous! I played a "townsperson" in The Music Man when I was little. I will never think of it the same way...

clever...for extra fun, march around the room while singing...5s

Rod, you're a Music Man who most definitely DOES "know the territory". Great job!

Rod , I'd like to comment on how good I thought this was, but I'm a little gunshy. You recently sent some remarks my way that I am frankly stunned by. Unless I'm way off the mark here, I thought you were upset by my cat crap comments, mad at me for not commenting on a couple of your songs, and calling me a talented prick. All on this very open forum, after I thought I was making a new friend here. If I'm wrong, please send me a private note and explain.

Rick, I'm not mad at you. But maybe I shouldn't have used the expression "d' prique" -- you don't know me well enough yet to know that I was joking, that my friends and I will use this commonly at times with each other. Here was my beef: Shortly after I commented on J D's Rocket Spam, (at his request, and in an area I neither frequent nor submit to, yet in an area that you participate in), you simply stopped communicating, period. You not only passed over ridiculously familiar songs of mine, (e.g. Buck Naked Streaker, Star Spangled Banner) but you ignored comments and questions that I laid on yours. This, after a great many exchanges culminating in your suggestion that we get together and jam, for crying out loud! (Do you remember me giving you my ph#?) It was obvious to me that you had been miffed that I did not comment on your performance material, and hence the compliment I extended on Sat in this regard, along with the rant. Let's put this behind us, Rick. If you need further feedback, give me a call.

Oh, and to anyone who is interested in hearing some of these parodies sung, try the "Listen" link above. Rick and Mari did some funny ones!

It just seemed out of the blue, Rod. I missed a few days on the site, other than posting something, I can only check at work quickly, and suddenly you're acting bipolar. I just didn't expect it. I had just sent you a note noting your name on the list, and you came on my catcrap parody going, "we better not jam together if you don't like cats. I have six". What was I supposed to think? I really don't care if you and Johnny discuss recordings. I know he asked, I don't. But thanks for the plug. Sometimes I write things here and don't realize how I come off. I've had it pointed out. That's one thing about this crowd. They call you out if you're wrong.

Bipolar?? You know, I like that term, --except when it's applied to me! Are we through pissing on each other's shoes here? Might be fun to get back to being friends again!

Once again, a writing gaff.. I should have said the comments seemed bipolar to me. I would like to go back to being supportive friends. Unlike the real world, I have no enemies here. I have met six people through this site, and worked with six others on the site. Let's just attribute it to sunspots and be a little more aware, and a little less oversensitive.

John Barry-- where the heck is yours, looked all over! Arwen, Ash, Alvin, Johnny: Thanks, folks, YOU folks rock!

Oops! So do you, J B! Lotsa folks here have taught me lottsa much!!

Good stuff. Very funny.

Good stuff. Very funny.

Thanks, Liao! Thanks, Liao! = )

5's! Why? Because I'm a BIG 'Stones fan!

Good line, TTP, and thanks!

Yeah , you hit this on the head... U sure have creativity on a day I would have been zipped....Keep going Rod.. seems like you need the support of these fans it is all about 5's for you eh?? Well you get them . Enjoy your other side !! Patti had to help on this one. She deserves kudos as well.

This just totally cracks me up all the way. Probably cause most of this is really true! Keep them coming, enjoy the beat, the site and your talent. five or more across all the way! Much enjoyed