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Song Parodies -> "If Ever I Would Leave Her"

Original Song Title:

"If Ever I Would Leave You"

Original Performer:

Robert Goulet, from Camelot

Parody Song Title:

"If Ever I Would Leave Her"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If Ever I Would Leave Her
It sure could be a bummer,
I got no pre-nupt from her
She'd take all my dough
My custom Rolls Royce
My Rolex, as well
I've chosen to trust her
Now I go through Hell..

If Ever I Would Leave Her
I might lose my Jacuzi
If she'd be such a floozy,
I really don't know..
She seems like an Angel,
She's got a nice pair
But in court proceedings,
Wives can be unfair.

I rule out foul play,
Too hard to bury her in the snow
There is the fireplace,
But still, the ashes there would show..

If Ever I Would Leave Her
It wouldn't be a sing time,
My life would feel the sting, I'm
Aware of it so
Can't leave her in Springtime,
Summer, Winter, or Fall
I better never leave Her at all...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Johnny D - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like yer chance is not, Sir Lancelot. 5's
alvin rhodes - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
brilliant concept...5s plus
Rod W - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved "There is the fireplace" line. I was seeing and hearing RG singing this! What a hoot, AFW!
Rick C - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Lots of great lines here.....555
AFW - April 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Johnny, Alvin, Rod W. and Rick C.

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