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t's true! It's true!
I used to smoke and chew
II huffed and puffed that ugly stuff for years
I always held a white stick with a glow there
I inhaled and abused my lungs a lot
Today, though I once said, I'd never go there,
It wasn't easy to just quit, cold turkey
The first week my poor nerves were really shot
But in a while my fingers grew less jerky,
With smoke resistance I've come far
Yes, I Camel-not, Camel-not
No nicotine, no tar..
I used to fill up ashtrays every hour
Pillars of smoke would follow me around
But now, more sense I've got
And now, my veins won't clot
From my friends and my wallet, joys abound!
Now when I crave a smoke, I pause
And say Camel-not, Camel-not
Good health becomes my cause..
Nearby convenient store may soon go bankrupt
Without my constant cigarette cash flow
Cuz' down there, I don't trot
Postponed my graveyard plot
Each day more "Will" and "Won't" power I show
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