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Song Parodies -> "Oh, My Luve's Like A Canker Sore"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, My Luve's Like A Red, Red Rose"

Original Performer:

Robert Burns & Rene Clausen

Parody Song Title:

"Oh, My Luve's Like A Canker Sore"

Parody Written by:

Freddy Flame

The Lyrics

To the SFHS Concert Choir of 2004-2005, remember this?
Oh, my luve's like a canker sore.
Oh, my luve's like a canker sore,
That never goes away.
Oh, my luve's like a stomach-ache,
That never goes away.

How gross art thou, my bonnie lass.
So disgusted am I.
I would rather wed a mule,
Than to gaze in, than to gaze in,
Than to gaze in your eyes.

I despise you so, my dear.
You're like gum stuck on my shoe.
Why I'm still with you, my dear.
Oh, I have not a clue.

How vile art thou, my bonnie lass.
Oh, please, leave me today.
Rather than being with you,
I would kiss a large sting, I would kiss a large sting,
I would kiss a large stingray.

I would kiss a large stingray.

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