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Song Parodies -> "Old Dang Swine"
Original Song Title:
"Auld Lang Syne"
Original Performer:
Robert Burns
Parody Song Title:
"Old Dang Swine"
Parody Written by:
John Dacey
The Lyrics
Well, that impeachment thing didn't resolve the way I hoped when I knocked this out for a friend a year ago. But at this moment I'm not fully sure that qmurt blanob will serve his full term without resigning with a pardon from Pence in his pocket. So rather than mumbling your way through some misremembered perversion of The Poet Burns again this year, when the clock strikes 2021 belt this out with real enthusiasm!
Old Dang Swine
Should past offenses be forgot and charges stay declined
Or indict you for each vile plot unless you’ve first resigned?
You ought resign, don trump, we hope you will resign
If you’re not here by the New Year, then nobody will mind.
Sure, take a souvenir or two, mementos of your time
Upon the White House gilded loo and golfing on our dime.
When you've resigned, don trump, when you have resigned
We'll reckon it a benefit for all mankind.
So leave the artwork, the big desk and its swivel chair;
We've counted ev'ry dinner-plate, each piece of silverware.
When you've resigned, don trump, please leave it all behind.
An inventory of the place will give us peace of mind.
Should past offenses be forgot and charges stay declined
Or indicted for all your crimes unless you’ve first resigned?
You should resign don trump, you really ought resign
If you’re not here by the New Year, not one will ever mind.
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Should past offenses be forgot and charges stay declined
Or indict you for each vile plot unless you’ve first resigned?
You ought resign, don trump, we hope you will resign
If you’re not here by the New Year, then nobody will mind.
Sure, take a souvenir or two, mementos of your time
Upon the White House gilded loo and golfing on our dime.
When you've resigned, don trump, when you have resigned
We'll reckon it a benefit for all mankind.
So leave the artwork, the big desk and its swivel chair;
We've counted ev'ry dinner-plate, each piece of silverware.
When you've resigned, don trump, please leave it all behind.
An inventory of the place will give us peace of mind.
Should past offenses be forgot and charges stay declined
Or indicted for all your crimes unless you’ve first resigned?
You should resign don trump, you really ought resign
If you’re not here by the New Year, not one will ever mind.
.
.
.
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