O have you seen the latest news?
Or heard the evening banter?
It seems the Clintons finally
Put away old Bernie Sanders!
They said they beat him thoroughly
Though Clinton won just narrowly;
It will be her greatest victory!
She won the race by keeping pace,
And lying to the people's face
She's going to the White House!
La, la, la, la etc.

The email scandal brought her down,
By not quite far enough, man
James Comey wanted to indict,
But he sure found it tough, man.
Loretta Lynch and Clinton met,
And what they said, you sure can bet,
Assured him he had not to fret,
The Justice System of this land,
Would surely give your wife a hand,
She's going to the White House!
La, la, la, la etc.

But O how can all of this be,
If Bernie isn't through, man
Jill Stein and the progressive vote,
Will surely see him through, man!
We thought as much until the day,
That Bernie did his recourse play,
And this is what he had to say:
I'll do my part to look real smart,
I'll go along with this old fart,
And put her in the White House!
La, la, la, la etc.

But wait, just now, this isn't done!
She lied before the Congress,
It seems they'll have a little fun,
When they sort out all her wrongness!
Who knows, at all, if they'll indict?
Who knows what's wrong and what is right?
But would it not be quite a sight!
To see her stand before the court,
As they read out the full report:
You're going to the Big House!
La, la, la, la etc.