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Song Parodies -> "Luke's Got a Lady Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Luck Be a Lady"

Original Performer:

Robert Alda/Marlon Brando/Frank Sinatra/Peter Gall

Parody Song Title:

"Luke's Got a Lady Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

I couldve also called it Luke Be a Lady TOnight about a guy dressing in drag
There's all these ladies, Luke
With who will you go out?
You might do a very "Bachelor" like way
Of Picking out

I see you are picking
The picking sure looks good
And when you ask her out and
Please don't give your toothbrush

Youre going to some restraunt
Then have fun on your date
Ill just tell everyone and say


Luke's got a lady tonight
Luke's got a lady tonight
Luke , he had never had a lady to begin with
Luke's got a lady tonight

Luke let each gentleman see
How much your lady's sexy
Look for other girls besides the one you;re with and
LUKE GET A LADY FOR ME!


His lady and him love to just flirt
They both went, to a restraunt
I hope they got something good to eat
And had something maybe with ricre


They will both just go have a bite
Look into each other's sight
Did they get gravy
If they had some mashed potatoes?
Luke's got a lady

Luke's got a lady

Luke's got a lady tonight


Luke's got a lady tonight
Luke's got a lady tonight
Luke , he had never had a lady to begin with
Luke's got a lady tonight

Luke let each gentleman see
(Luke let each gentleman see )


How much your lady's sexy
(How much your lady's sexy)

Look for other girls besides the one you;re with and
LUKE GET A LADY FOR ME!
( Luke get a lady, a lady,.get a lady for me )

They probably ordered something good
Maybe it could be casserole

They could be ordering French fried but
Maybe also some bread rolls

( Bread rolls, bread rolls, bread rolls, French fries, burgers, burgers, burgers )


They will both just go have a bite
Look into each other's sight
(
They will both just go have a bite)
(Look into each other's sight)

Did they get gravy
If they had some mashed potatoes?
Luke's got a lady

Luke's got a lady

Luke's got a lady tonight
( They got gravy, they got gravy, Luke's got a lady, Luke's got a lady , they're finished, they're finished they're getting in the car and
PEELIN' OUT
PEELIN' OUT

PEELIN' OUT

PEELIN' OUT
Right!

HA!
2004 Jack Be a Wilson Tonight

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Meriadoc - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Little Luke, or Big Luke..? ;-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
AMIRIGHT AWARD- MOST ACCURATE DEPICTION OF ME EVER
Jack Wilson - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mer and Luke!
Matthias - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
It's times like this, I wish I was Luke
Agrimorfee - July 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "Luke Is A Lady Tonight" would have been hilarious.
Rex - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Use the force, Luke! And what Agrimorfee said.
bobpiecheese - July 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) 'Luke Is A Lady Tonight' would've been so awesome...as is, it's just a love song...pity it isn't a funny one.
Max Power - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Good
Red Ant - July 28, 2007 - Report this comment
You've come a long way since this one, Jack. Not bad at all, but typos like "ricre" detracted from a clean read (I take it was supposed to be "rice" ). The repetition is kinda unavoidable, but overall pretty good. Glad Luke liked it. =)
Syncronos - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Lucky Luke just hit the jackpot with 555 on the slot machine!
stuart mcarthur - July 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(art) ricre? - for some reason, I thought the way you always ended up talkinmg about food types, in this tale about a romantic interlude, was funny all by itself Jack - 555
Below Average Dave - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oldie but goodie . . .but clearly not your best, but still--Luke's one lucky fella.

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