-> "I Know That My Hair Wont Be Long"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Know"
Original Performer:
Robert Alda and Isabel Bigley/Marlon Brando and Je
Parody Song Title:
"I Know That My Hair Wont Be Long"
The Lyrics
For I'll go to give my hair a trim
From the on the top and
From the bottom to my neck
When it was the end of the disco hype
It didn't look at all like Sir Galahad's
More like the disco era 70s type
Yes
I had it trimmed to a short version
Spoken : ( to self)
Ive got my hairdo figured out
Why not?
A shorter version of this, all figured out now
All figured out
(back to singing )
I know, I don't want my hair long
I wont take the chance
I know just the hairdo that I need
It will look like Ralph Malph's but not red
I may wear this white and sparkly
Big pair of pants
I know, that my afro
Is now outdated
I had, a bunch of curls in it
I had about maybe a million
And then when, disco came
It had grown more
For I know when I get this haircut
*Spoken again, this is now at the barbershop*
Guy : No, no, no, disco's over, I wont keep it like this. What are you cutting? My hair or your arm
Barber :
Come on! It's the STYLE NOW!
Guy : Disco's over, so are big afros the size of rhinos
Barber : No!
Guy :Well Ill tell you
*back to singing*
My hair will look like a shorter version of this
But not any curls in the back?
Barber : In the back
Guy : Yeah in the back
*singing again*
I know that my hair, wont grow, very long, not at al
I know that I want
My hair shorter than it is now
And it will, and it will and it will
Look like a curly version of
Tony Manero's hair
In Saturday Night
Fever , that disco
Movie from' 77
It's short and, its curly, and its dark
But it's short, and looks great
Yes I know that my hair is not long
I know
That my hair Is not long
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