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Song Parodies -> "Spanish Infomercials"

Original Song Title:

"La Bamba"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ritchie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"Spanish Infomercials"

Parody Written by:

crazydon

The Lyrics

I have four Spanish-language channels on my digital cable, but only one is known to show paid programs, or infomercials. Some of these are English-language infomercials dubbed into Spanish, like "Body by Jake" or "Showtime Rotisserie Grill." Some sell stuff like talismans, English-language courses, and Spanish music collections. One sells a female product that helps women get a better figure. But the vast majority of them seem to be for a product that can help a man with a certain malady that can be helped by a certain diamond-shaped blue pill that sponsors the #6 car of NASCAR driver Mark Martin, but are non-prescription, unlike that diamond-shaped blue pill. You know what I mean. They are sold under various names, like "Vigor C," "BioSX" (with its companion product "VolumSX"), "Men-Maks," and of course, "Potency Men," which is sold with a second item, which can be "Super Cyn" or "Power Cyn."
Oh, those Spanish infomercials
Oh, those Spanish infomercials
They sell stuff you won't see
On English infomercials
On English infomercials
Like "Vigor C"
Or "Potency Men"
Or "Potency Men"
With "Super Cyn"
Or "Power Cyn"
Or "Power Cyn"

I don't quite understand them
I don't quite understand them
Why do they plug
Why do they plug
These things on
Spanish infomercials
Spanish infomercials
Spanish infomercials

Oh, those Spanish infomercials
Oh, those Spanish infomercials
They sell stuff you won't see
On English infomercials
On English infomercials
Like "Vigor C"
Or "Potency Men"

(instrumental break, while yelling things like "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale!" and "Holy frijoles!")

(repeat first verse)

Spanish infomercials
Spanish infomercials
Spanish infomercials

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