Song Parodies -> The Bomber
| Original Song Title: | "La Bamba" |
| Original Performer: | Ritchie Valens |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Bomber" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Attorney General Ashcroft is now taking public flak for his hysterial handling of the arrest of the accused "dirty bomber" suspect, Jose Padilla
As sung by Ashcroft:
(instrumental intro)
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped him cold...
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
(instrumental interlude)
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber
Name Jose Padilla - I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terra.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber...
(repeat and fade)
(instrumental intro)
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped him cold...
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
(instrumental interlude)
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber
Name Jose Padilla - I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terra.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber...
(repeat and fade)
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