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Song Parodies -> "Wood Up"

Original Song Title:

"Stood Up"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Wood Up"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"Wood Up"

He was head of state for the very first 8,
and he served as well his loving mate --
wood up, pokin’ Martha again.

He was “First in war, first in [piece] … “
Ol’ George’s thirst never seemed to cease
wood up, pokin’ Martha again.

Well, it’s said his teeth were wood and glue,
and I suppose that if it’s true
George still had, when he stooped to chew,
wood up, oakin’ Martha again.

Now, the whole US now calls him “Dad”
and he just could be ’cause he always had
wood up, pokin' Martha again.

Tho’ “under George” John Adams strived
’Twas only Martha that George swived …
wood up, pokin’ Martha again.

Well, that first “W” was a lusty imp
(the “W” now looks like a chimp)
Our country’s pop was never limp –
Wood up, pokin’ Martha again.


Wood up, pokin’ Martha again.
Wood up, pokin’ Martha again.
© Stan Hall :-)

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alvin - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
cracking up at the mental imagery of this....like the line about the current george too
Harry - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha ! A very funny historical slant (knock on wood). All 5s.
John Barry - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
By George, this is funny. I tackled the subject a while ago: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beachboys100.shtml
littleCupCakes - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Stan, it rather deflates the image of the ~Father of the USA~, but then it is quite better than that of T. Jefferson, who tied a sex slave to his bed!!! "The Twilight Years on Montecello"
Stan - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks all. But Cakes ... the parody's whole point was to suggest that Ol' George was _never_ deflated. :-)
Invisible Boy - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I cannot tell a lie...great idea !
AFW - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Historical and hysterical...great combo

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