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Song Parodies -> "Russian Rubles"

Original Song Title:

"Rice-A-Roni"

Original Performer:

Rice-A-Roni Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Russian Rubles"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Russian Ruble continues to collapse and with it Putin's grasp on E Ukraine. Citizens are trading for dollars to buy up as many Western high-ticket items as possible that retain value: cars, appliances, electronics, etc...
Russian Rubles,
collapsing, are so weak
Russian Rubles,
Da! Red economy's so bleak
Sanctions, oil dropping, Ukraine freeze
Bringing Russians to their knees
Russian Rubles,
Makes once-proud Vlad look meek!

(Trading, Trading)

For Dollars
to buy big Western treats
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 11

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Jonathan - December 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Da! 5's
Callmelennie - December 22, 2014 - Report this comment
I was thinking you might pass Malcolm by the end of the year, Rob, but after today's effort ........ I don't know (;-D) ......... Now, if JAB will just stop being a moving target
Patrick - December 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Swap your rubles now, while you can. Get some Zimbabwe Dollars or a few old Weimar Reichsmarks.

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