I Did It

Last night, my friend I did it!
I did it! I did it ! You made me want to do it
And indeed I did. I thought I couldn't do it.
You poohed it. Hup-twoed it. To make make me want to prove it;
To succeed. I did ! I should get a medal
Working middle of the night. It was painful!
Three-a.m.-ful. All alone I murdered
Every parody in sight. I ached ! I ached!
Impossible to do! My wrath and ire were aimed at you.
But I'm the one who did it,
Those voices are rid. It's the miracle of laughter,
They are calm forever after, I will shout it from the rafters now, "cause
I did it!

I must have aged a year last night.
My song was long, my page was white.
Never was there a more exhausting task.
Then the words began to come, my fingers typed with speed awesome.
I knew that soon in glory I would bask.
Hoping to get a five or four
Ev'ryone wanting to read some more
You'd think they'd never read good stuff before
And when airfarcewon read my work and
Asked to rate it
It felt so good so great, it was no chore. I say to you
I did it! I did it! I fit it!
You thought I was erratic
Now I'm feeling so ecstatic
And I feel so high
That I
Did it!

(Interspersed with dialog in original play)

Last evening, sir I did it. You know that I writ it.
You pushed me to my limit. Yes! Indeed you did.
You said that I would do it, that I wouldn't rue it
It true because you read it
And to you goes all the credit
For it all belongs to you.