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Song Parodies -> "Save Me Jesus Just One Time"
Original Song Title:
"Get Me To The Church On Time"
Original Performer:
Rex Harrison..From "My Fair Lady"
Parody Song Title:
"Save Me Jesus Just One Time"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
This "I Do" idea wasn't mine
Don't like a shotgun
Her daddy's got one
A Remington with pump design
I gotta' be there in the mornin'
She's overweight, three ninety nine
Got drunk and did it
Hate to admit it
I guzzled too damned much moonshine
If I am sleepin'
knock on my head
If I am not up,
kick me outa' bed !
If I don't show up in the mornin'
Buckshot, they'll dig from my behind
Up here, Blue Ridgin'
Needin' religion
Save Me Jesus Just One Time
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
I'd rather swallow turpentine
I'll be your christian
If you're assistin'
Save Me Jesus Just One Time
Please, Save Me Jesus Just One Time
This "I Do" idea wasn't mine
Don't like a shotgun
Her daddy's got one
A Remington with pump design
I gotta' be there in the mornin'
She's overweight, three ninety nine
Got drunk and did it
Hate to admit it
I guzzled too damned much moonshine
If I am sleepin'
knock on my head
If I am not up,
kick me outa' bed !
If I don't show up in the mornin'
Buckshot, they'll dig from my behind
Up here, Blue Ridgin'
Needin' religion
Save Me Jesus Just One Time
I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
I'd rather swallow turpentine
I'll be your christian
If you're assistin'
Save Me Jesus Just One Time
Please, Save Me Jesus Just One Time
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Just looking at the title I was expecting a parody of Hit Me Baby One More Time. Fun work here, Airfarcewon: "Got drunk and did it
Hate to admit it"; haha! 5s.
Hillbilly humor on Broadway! Now try some Tim McGraw records combined with......?
my favorite of the day
Thanks, Johnny...for the vote and a little bit of another great "My Fair Lady" song....and thanks, Red Ant...2Eagle, and alvin..
Considering that Rex Harrison is as far removed from being a hillbilly as it's possible to be, made this even funnier. I always love a shotgun send-up. 555
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Nice workin' of that jaunty tune, AFW. You've got Stanley Holloway ringing in my ears!
Thanks to Kristof, Ann, and TJC
In the movie, TOS (which was written by Lerner and Loewe) was sung by Stanley Holloway (not Mr. Harrison), in his role as Alfred P. Doolittle.
I suppose if he needs saving again, there's always a Britney parody waiting to be written...
Thanks, John, and Phil
Brilliant parody on the grounds that you picked a good tune and replaced the original lyrics with very clever, perfectly paced ones. Puts a totally new slant on the original. And as Red Ant and Phil said, I too was expecting Britney Spears. 555.
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