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Song Parodies -> "Save Me Jesus Just One Time"

Original Song Title:

"Get Me To The Church On Time"

Parody Song Title:

"Save Me Jesus Just One Time"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
This "I Do" idea wasn't mine
Don't like a shotgun
Her daddy's got one
A Remington with pump design

I gotta' be there in the mornin'
She's overweight, three ninety nine
Got drunk and did it
Hate to admit it
I guzzled too damned much moonshine

If I am sleepin'
knock on my head
If I am not up,
kick me outa' bed !

If I don't show up in the mornin'
Buckshot, they'll dig from my behind
Up here, Blue Ridgin'
Needin' religion
Save Me Jesus Just One Time

I'm gettin' married in the mornin'
I'd rather swallow turpentine
I'll be your christian
If you're assistin'
Save Me Jesus Just One Time

Please, Save Me Jesus Just One Time

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Johnny D - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
With a little click With a little click With a little click of mouse you'll get three fives!
Red Ant - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Just looking at the title I was expecting a parody of Hit Me Baby One More Time. Fun work here, Airfarcewon: "Got drunk and did it Hate to admit it"; haha! 5s.
2Eagle - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Hillbilly humor on Broadway! Now try some Tim McGraw records combined with......?
alvin - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day
AFW - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...for the vote and a little bit of another great "My Fair Lady" song....and thanks, Red Ant...2Eagle, and alvin..
Kristof Robertson - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Considering that Rex Harrison is as far removed from being a hillbilly as it's possible to be, made this even funnier. I always love a shotgun send-up. 555
Ann Hammond - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I read
TJC - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice workin' of that jaunty tune, AFW. You've got Stanley Holloway ringing in my ears!
AFW - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to Kristof, Ann, and TJC
John Jenkins - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
In the movie, TOS (which was written by Lerner and Loewe) was sung by Stanley Holloway (not Mr. Harrison), in his role as Alfred P. Doolittle.
Phil Alexander - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I suppose if he needs saving again, there's always a Britney parody waiting to be written...
AFW - April 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, and Phil
Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant parody on the grounds that you picked a good tune and replaced the original lyrics with very clever, perfectly paced ones. Puts a totally new slant on the original. And as Red Ant and Phil said, I too was expecting Britney Spears. 555.

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