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Song Parodies -> "The Colition of the Willing Is Shrinkin'"

Original Song Title:

"Cigareetes and Whiskey and Wild Wild Women"

Original Performer:

Red Ingles

Parody Song Title:

"The Colition of the Willing Is Shrinkin'"

Parody Written by:

Cashel Boylo

The Lyrics

The Colition of the Willing is shrinkin' a bit
We've lost a few partners but who gives a shit?
Berlussconi the phoney has dropped off the list
But I'll find someone else whose arm I can twist

My Brit lapdog Blair says I'm stupid but then,
He still kisses ass until I say when
And little John Howard, ugly bald and fat
He don't have a clue as to where it's all at

The colition's not crumblin', it's changin' is all
And when we get together we sure have a ball
There's coke and there's booze and there's girls and there's boys
And them magical drugs that give us our poise

Oh, we're the Coalition, we're winnin' the war
We'll be the victors, I told you before
Those Muslim Fascists I truly despise
Th US will rise and we'll rise and we'll rise

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Overall Rating: 1.3

Total Votes: 10

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