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Song Parodies -> "Russian Hackers"

Original Song Title:

"Ochi Chornye (Dark Eyes)"

Original Performer:

Red Army Choir

Parody Song Title:

"Russian Hackers"

Parody Written by:

Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec

The Lyrics

This idea took form in the concoction of a previous submission entitled "Novel Melodies for Singing Limericks".
A huge triumph for our Russian hackers
With support PUT IN by Kremlin backers.
Secret intrusion: seek Red collusion
Get the goods on sad Trump detractors.

Rationale why we try subvert the West?
We need silly poems; you guys got the best.
No laugh Soviets; Putin still says ‘Nyet”.
So steal comedy; we’ll be funniest ...

Lady traveller, named Miss Brightsky,
She exceeded ‘c’, speed of lightsky.
She set off from Omsk, took train back from Tomsk,
And returned next week, Sunday nightsky.

Trapped in samovar, were a flea and fly,
(English word is 'tea'; Russians call it 'chai').
They played sweet guitar, smoked Cuban cigar,
Though when water boiled, they would surely die.

You should not believe, when the joke's on us;
Shield you from such filth, we would make a fuss.
What could be appeal, what Chris Steele reveal?
Golden shower file? We should not discuss.

Though the IOC dinged us for doping
It's a banner-year, Vladimir's hoping:
Covert medals scooping, for fake news and duping -
Hacking Team's geared up for interloping.

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Total Votes: 27

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Real News - May 08, 2018 - Report this comment
Another liberal Looney. Been over a year and no proven collusion. How sad you are. Amazing that you excuse Hillary for breaking the law by destroying her phones and shredding 33,000 documents under Obama. Add her husband having a chat with the AG. What do have to say to that you fraud?
Realer News - May 08, 2018 - Report this comment
Patience, my child! Patience! * (1972, the arrest of 5 campaign officials at Watergate hotel-1974, Nixon resigns) * (1992, dissolving of Whitewater Development Corp.-1999, impeachment trial commenced) *What exactly is Hilary covering up? (And please don't tell me it's the cannibalistic baby ring?)
Realest News - May 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Dog bites man: delusion-dwelling leftard cites fantasies from fellow delusion-dwelling leftards at far-left propaganda rags! Meanwhile, back in the real world, Mueller's witch-hunt has only been hurting the leftards who started it:

Hillary's crimes include: her lies about Benghazi, her collusion with Russians in the Uranium One deal, her graft through the Clinton Foundation slush fund, her election-rigging, and her illegal basement e-mail server.

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