A huge triumph for our Russian hackers
With support PUT IN by Kremlin backers.
Secret intrusion: seek Red collusion
Get the goods on sad Trump detractors.

Rationale why we try subvert the West?
We need silly poems; you guys got the best.
No laugh Soviets; Putin still says ‘Nyet”.
So steal comedy; we’ll be funniest ...

Lady traveller, named Miss Brightsky,
She exceeded ‘c’, speed of lightsky.
She set off from Omsk, took train back from Tomsk,
And returned next week, Sunday nightsky.

Trapped in samovar, were a flea and fly,
(English word is 'tea'; Russians call it 'chai').
They played sweet guitar, smoked Cuban cigar,
Though when water boiled, they would surely die.

You should not believe, when the joke's on us;
Shield you from such filth, we would make a fuss.
What could be appeal, what Chris Steele reveal?
Golden shower file? We should not discuss.

Though the IOC dinged us for doping
It's a banner-year, Vladimir's hoping:
Covert medals scooping, for fake news and duping -
Hacking Team's geared up for interloping.