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Song Parodies -> "They Wanna Go to the South China Sea"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Join the United States Marines"

Original Performer:

Recruitment Song

Parody Song Title:

"They Wanna Go to the South China Sea"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

China warns the US, Australia, and UK to stay away from the South China Sea island fortresses or they WILL open fire!
They wanna go to the South China Sea
The South China Sea!
The South China Sea!
Amphibious assault to kill some Chinese
Kill some Chinese!
Kill some Chinese!

We've given them so many warnings
So many warnings!
So many warnings!
They're not so threatening
Not so threatening!
Not so threatening!

They wanna go to the South China Sea
The South China Sea!
The South China Sea!
Amphibious assault to kill some Chinese
Kill some Chinese!
Kill some Chinese!

No more close calls and desist pleas
And desist pleas!
And desist pleas!
Bring those Motherf-ckers to their knees
To their knees!
To their knees!

US Navy, Australian Navy, Royal Navy
And all their Marines!
And all their Marines!
And all their Marines!

[Drop a couple of tactical nukes too after they're done]

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