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Song Parodies -> "There's an Old Smuggling Hole at the Border"
Original Song Title:
"There's an Old Spinning Wheel in the Parlour"
Original Performer:
Ray Noble
Parody Song Title:
"There's an Old Smuggling Hole at the Border"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Amidst the dust runs a mile long tunnel,
An air duct runs neatly along the wall.
Rail sled on tracks 6 ft long, 4 ft wide
Pot bricks stacked and stamped by a cartel
(Chorus)
There's an old smuggling hole at the border,
Built by bandits from gangland Mexico
Mercenaries armed with AK rifles guard it,
Sometimes fighting FBI and Border Patrol
And when a deal goes bad and there's a firefight
Chainsawed body parts in trash bags return flow
There's an old smuggling hole at the border,
Also used for trafficking human cargo...
Now Trump says we need better control
Build a Wall 30 feet high, present a bill
Increase BP, add more "Eyes in the Sky"
Secure the border- this time for REAL!!!
(Chorus)
All these criminals, rapists, and breeders
All these undesirables really need to GO!!!
Trump is confident his plan will actually work
How much it will cost nobody really knows!!!
VOTE TRUMP
An air duct runs neatly along the wall.
Rail sled on tracks 6 ft long, 4 ft wide
Pot bricks stacked and stamped by a cartel
(Chorus)
There's an old smuggling hole at the border,
Built by bandits from gangland Mexico
Mercenaries armed with AK rifles guard it,
Sometimes fighting FBI and Border Patrol
And when a deal goes bad and there's a firefight
Chainsawed body parts in trash bags return flow
There's an old smuggling hole at the border,
Also used for trafficking human cargo...
Now Trump says we need better control
Build a Wall 30 feet high, present a bill
Increase BP, add more "Eyes in the Sky"
Secure the border- this time for REAL!!!
(Chorus)
All these criminals, rapists, and breeders
All these undesirables really need to GO!!!
Trump is confident his plan will actually work
How much it will cost nobody really knows!!!
VOTE TRUMP
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