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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Add"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Ed"

Original Performer:

Ray Evans and Jay Livingston

Parody Song Title:

"Mr. Add"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

A fourth of a quart's a cup of course,
But why does an eighth look like twice a fourth?
But due in course it's less a fourth if it's minus when we add.

When bytes are the source of eighths and fourths,
You'll get you an answer that looks far worse,
You'll need to take a study course,
Block the bits or AND *.

Feeble hackity hacks by geeks, they trace online all day,
Transistors add the sums I seek in less than a bell ring I'd say.

A fourth and a fourth's two fourths of course,
But this sum'll give you a choice to source,
You never heard that a half's two fourths?

You're missin' the gist.

Try and master add.

* Function: noun: a logical operator that requires both of two inputs to be present or two conditions to be met for an output to be made or a statement to be executed.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   9
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Geek Syndicate - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Now if you could teach that talking horse binary we'd rename him to sea digit. Here's your rating, figure it out. 0101 0101 0101
Adagio - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
In way over my head...5's
John Barry - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
0101s from me too.
Johnny D - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr. Data would be proud!
Newfoghill - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh Mr. DiRito, thank you for keeping it short and on the subject so the computer semi--literate may enjoy a full guffaw with the rest. This is sooooooooooo cute! And I don't even understand what you're talking about.
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
what do you get when you add 5 and 5 and 5 ?

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