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Song Parodies -> "Makin' Whoopi (Goldberg)"

Original Song Title:

"Makin' Whoopee"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"Makin' Whoopi (Goldberg)"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

her smile's too wide...her eyes, balloons
her big ol' face...round as the moon
although she's teasin'...i see no reason
for makin' whoopi

not one, i'd choose...she don't look nice
she makes me nervous...she may have lice
although she's willin'...i'm not fulfillin'
ain't makin' whoopi

picture her filthy rat's nest
she's got that dreadlock thing
picture a little love fest ?
think i'll refuse that fling

she's not delicious...in fact, she's gross
call me malicious...though, i liked "ghost"
you'd best forget, folks...you'd lose the bet, folks
ain't makin' whoopi

a big ol' rear...oh what a mess
she's what i fear...don't have to guess
she's been neglected...i've not inspected
ain't makin' whoopi

she sits alone...most every night
interest, she's shown...i will not bite
her hair's so frizzy...it makes me dizzy
ain't makin' whoopi

though she makes lots of money
millions of dollars per
her looks are just too funny
lovemakin' won't occur

i will not budge...i must stand tall
don't like her pudge..no, not at all
my fear grows deeper...i will not leap her
ain't makin' whoopi

yeah, you can keep her
the odds get steeper
ain't makin' whoopi





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AFW - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Tops in funny....extremely well done...You covered everything except maybe, her lack of eyebrows...but, still, all in good fun, I know..cause everybody really does love, Whoopi...
Ted Danson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, It wasn't THAT bad
Rick C - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Lotsa great lines....555
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
If I was drinking milk at this very moment, it'd be coming back out my nostrils. Freakin' hilarious...555
alvin rhodes - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW "ted" rick and kristof
Paul Robinson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah...alvin...this was funny...you painted quite a picture...trying to cover it up now with a Tarp...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks paul
Adagio - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That was too funny, alvin! Such mental images I got. : ) 5's
alvin rhodes - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks adagio
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
That's OK, Whoopi wouldn't drive over a cliff for you, either. (Of course, in that movie, she was gay, which spoils the joke.)
carol - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Had me giggling for hours. 555
stuart mcarthur - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
a worse nightmare would start with makin whoopi, then having to listen to a selection of her Academy Award monologue gags - 555
alvin rhodes - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael carol and stuart...lol

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