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Song Parodies -> "The Yule Time"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Time Is The Right Time"

Original Performer:

Ray Charles

Parody Song Title:

"The Yule Time"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

(NOTE: For the ease of reading and my typing fingers, every line of the song below has the back up singers' response of "Holiday!", or "Gotta Pay!")
You know the yule time, darling
Is a white time
You'll be
Buried in snow, now
And wow, it's crazy
When you come home, parking now
You gotta be shoveling out now
You know how you'll freeze your butt
Because the yule time,
Oh, is a fright time,
To deal with snowy climes now
And debt to buy gifts for ones you love

I bought my father now
Set of ties, wow
For my mother
A new cookbook to try
Oh no, Granny!
What will I buy Granny, now?
I'll get an umbrella stand
Yeah, that's my plan
Because the yule time
Is such a fright time
To buy gifts for ones you love, now
You know I'll be drinking up...

(now Walmart and Target!)
Pay me!
Pay me!
Pay me!
No delay!
We're here to serve you
Ain't gonna stop you
Budget tight
But you'll make our sale season bright
We know that yule time
Oh, is the big time
You spend bucks the way we love, now
Oy vey, wow

Try me!
Buy me!
Crikey!
Hurt my psyche!
Oh help me!
Break your back now
'Cause you need
To hang lights man
Because at yule time
You'll make a big climb
To decorate your roof for fun
Oy vey, wow

Lots of gravy!
Gravy!
Gravy!
Whoaaaa, gravy now, wow!
You'll pour on gravy
For potatoes on the side
Then you will just eat
And let your hips go wide, now
Because it's yule time now
Christmas Day is the great time
To indulge in the foods you love now
'Til your weight is a blight, and how!!



Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee. Ho Ho Ho.

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Matthias - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas Agrimorfee!
Andria - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, and for me, the Yule time seems to be the right time for the sheople (portmanteau of sheep and people, meaning conformists) to get in a knife fight in the entryway of Wal-Mart over video games, Zhu Zhu Pets, or whatever is hot and in short supply. Of course, I don't do that, but I've seen it happen once before, over a Tickle Me Elmo. I was 17 years old and traumatized for life. 5s, and Merry Christmas!
SnowDIVA - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
yes, Lord Agree, it is the right time . . . as I'm tied up in "Bulbs" apoppin' . . . Let it go, Let it Go . . . Oh, Let him go . . .
2Eagle - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Yule time is the light time - and so is Channukah.
Max Power - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Christmas handles.
Rex - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yule be gettin' 5's for this....Fave lines: Try me! Buy me! Crikey!
bobpiecheese - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Likin' this one a lot...'cept the first verse, though that's my fault for living in the southern hemisphere. 555!
Below Average Dave - December 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I loved everything about this one. . .turning Ray Charles hit into a Christmas classic

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