i get so confused, and no brain's my excuse
cause i'm stuffed here
no wonder i'm down, cause there's zilch in my crown
yes, i'm stuffed here
i'm scarin' crows, that's no lie, and they all fly away
but that takes no skill, and i don't get no pay
if i had a brain, things would soon be OK
but i'm stuffed here

if i had my druthers, i'd take off and roam
but i'm rusted
and when you can't move, you can never leave home
yes, i'm rusted
if someone would come and just give me a lube
a quick shot of oil and i know i could move
i ain't got no heart, but i've something to prove
but i'm rusted

well, i start to shriek when a scare comes along
i get flustered
i'm king of the beasts but the courage i need
ain't been mustered
i roar with such flair, like a real dynamo
but its just a bluff and its put on for show
i'm scared as can be and just why, i don't know
i'm just flustered

no brains
no heart
i mean, no courage
forget about it