(long instrumental intro)

Hey, Cheney, everything's gone wrong!
Been tryin' to call Daddy all night long!
All night... all day... all night...

(brief instrumental break)

Tell my Mama... tell my Pop...
I'm going to Crawford if I flop.
What's right? Hey, Karl, what's right?
What to say?
Tell me what to say...

(instrumental break)

Rule the world, but don't know a thing.
Don't know how to fake as King.
What's right? Hey, Dick, what's right?
What's right?

(instrumental break)

Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)

Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Di-i-i-ick! Tell me... tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)

(pause)

Karl! (Karl!)
Dick! (Dick!)
Karl! (Karl!) Dick! (Dick!) Karl! (Karl!) Dick! (Dick!)
Karl!

I don't feel so good.
I don't feel so good right now.
I don't feel so good.
I don't feel so good right now.
I don't feel so good!

Karl! (Karl!)
Dick! (Dick!)
Karl! (Karl!) Dick! (Dick!) Karl! (Karl!) Dick! (Dick!)
Karl!

(Sung by Karl Rove:)
Dubya, it's all right (Dubya, it's all right)
Dubya, it's all right, okay? (Dubya, it's all right)
I'll... pull and shake your strings (pull and shake your strings)
I'll pull and shake your strings right now (pull and shake your strings)
I'll pull and shake your strings (pull and shake your strings)

(Sung by Dubya:)
What to say? Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Di-i-i-i-ck! Tell me... tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say (tell me what to say)
Tell me what to say! (tell me what to say)